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ATTACK OF THE MOVIES 3-D

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Price = $ 5-20
Players = 1-4
XBOX360 and Nintendo WII
 
HOW DOES THE GAME LIVE UP TO IT’S EXPLANATION/BOX ART? (5/10)
 
This 3-D cover explodes with all the things that you would have been excited for ten years ago. Skeletons, sharks, giant bugs, and GUNS splatter this zooming cover. But, what is this exactly?
 
Well apparently you are the only hero that can save the world when the movies come alive and start attacking the planet!
 
Now the back of the box does explain that it is a shooter and you’ll have survive/survive/survive, but if you have an untrained eye to the normal random back of the box pictures. You might not see that this game is a Rail Arcade Shooter. ( A rail shooter means, you don’t control the camera at all. You’re just hear to point and shoot)
 
P.S. Did i mention you get to wear 3-D glasses if you’d like?
 
 
 
HOW IS THE GAME PLAY? (4/10)
 
Well at first this game seems really lame and honestly it is. It doesn’t really give anything new to the arcade rail Shooter world. (Rail shooter also means you DO NOT control your character) The graphics are pretty bad, the worlds don’t look that great for this generation, and some of the ways the enemies attack are impossible to stop unless you are playing multiplayer. (Which i doubt really helps that much)
Sidenote: This game is a lot easier on the WII than it is on the Xbox 360 since you can just point your WIImote at the television and fire. So the game play scored a 8/10 on the WII.
 
 
 
HOW DOES THE GAME LIVE UP TO IT’S GENRE? (3/10)
 
Rail shooters are generally meant for arcade play. There are some great ones out there. (Time Crisis, House of the Dead) This one isn’t in the top shop for your library. It does have some pretty quick achievements if you are going for some quick score, but other than that it’s not good at all.
WII- Most of the above is the same. This game isn’t really good, unless you just want another point and fire game to play with your friends.
 
 
THE ‘GAME OVER’ ALL? (40% for XBOX360  / 53% on the WII)
 
As far as i know there is no light gun for the 360 as of yet. Probably because Rail shooters like this one are pretty dead in the water. No one really wants to play arcade style games like this anymore unless you have a gun. The reticle moves horribly across the screen causing you to miss half of your shots, and makes you annoyed more then happy.
But, on the WII the game is kind of so easy that you don’t really care, and the system already has so many games like this already.
 
When playing it multi-player it was a little bit better. But, that was probably because more people making fun of the same bad thing, is a lot more fun. 
 
arbitrary credit for gore and nudity = 0

SHOVEL KNIGHT 3DS REVIEW

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Game Price = $14.99 (DLC GAME)
One player

“Shovel Knight is a sweeping classic action adventure game with awesome gameplay, memorable characters, and an 8-bit retro aesthetic created by Yacht Club Games. You play as the eponymous Shovel Knight, a small knight with a huge quest. Shovel Knight has come to this valley with two goals: to defeat the evil Enchantress and save his lost beloved. He wields a ShovelBlade; a multipurpose weapon whose techniques have now been lost to the ages. Always honest and helpful, Shovel Knight is a shining example of the code of Shovelry: Slash Mercilessly and Dig Tirelessly!Shovel Knight is a sweeping classic action adventure game with awesome gameplay, memorable characters, and an 8-bit retro aesthetic created by Yacht Club Games. You play as the eponymous Shovel Knight, a small knight with a huge quest. Shovel Knight has come to this valley with two goals: to defeat the evil Enchantress and save his lost beloved. He wields a ShovelBlade; a multipurpose weapon whose techniques have now been lost to the ages. Always honest and helpful, Shovel Knight is a shining example of the code of Shovelry: Slash Mercilessly and Dig Tirelessly!

HOW DOES THE GAME LIVE UP TO IT’S EXPLANATION/BOX ART? ( 10/10 )

Well, unfortunately there is no box for Shovel Knight. So rating that isn’t applicable. But, you can read the description before you download, and I would say that it is pretty dead on!

HOW IS THE GAME PLAY? ( 10/10)

If you have ever played Mega Man, Metroid, Castlevania, and Zelda 2 on the original Nintendo (NES), you are already equipped with the brain power and finger knowledge to play this game.

If that makes no sense to you at all for some reason. This game is a 2D plat-former. You play stage to stage beating awesome villains of the Shovel Knight, blocking his ultimate goal of saving his friend Shield Knight.

You have to jump, bounce on your shovel, defeat monsters, and puzzles to level up your shovel for new and more amazing attacks!

HOW DOES THE GAME LIVE UP TO IT’S GENRE? (10/10)

As I just said this game is a lot like the previously mentioned games. I’m sure you’ve actually played a few of those before.

But, at any rate, Shovel Knight fits into the classic plat-former perfectly. I would have to say that it controls so precisely that you can’t mess up… unless you aren’t very good at plat-formers… and then! It’s just that frustrating style that makes you so mad that you try again!

 

 

The Game ‘OVER’ ALL? (100%)

Okay, I waited a long time for this game and was super stoked that it got all it’s money raised to be finished. I haven’t played a game this good in a really long time. I loved all the quirks, style, comedy, and art design.

I was just talking to a buddy of mine about how the last plat-former that I played that I really got into was Super Meat Boy. (also a DLC game, but it’s on ps3/xbox360/pc).

Shovel Knight is nostalgia at it’s finest. If you are a classic gamer there are soooo many things in this game that bring you back. Put those little smiles on your face if you remember or get the reference. It’s like the perfect homage to all the fantastic plat-formers from the past.