The Witcher 3 So far.

It comes with actual Paperwork!!!
It comes with actual Paperwork!!!

 

It comes with PAPERWORK!!! Unlike every other new game that comes out. So a big thanks to #Cdprojektred

 

IT’S A SINGLE PLAYER GAME FOR ONCE!! SCREAMS THANK YOU FOR NOT PUTTING DUMB MULTIPLAYER IN THIS FOR NO REASON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I have been playing a lot of newer games lately to try to gain a good feel for the new world outside of just playing old school games and Borderlands a lot. I had played the first 2 Witcher games prior to this one, so I really was just waiting for a good chance to have some down time to actually enjoy the story, as the other two were pretty involved. But, I wasn’t expecting how ridiculously huge this world is. I’m honestly a little put off by it, but not in a negative way. I really enjoyed the Witcher 2’s balance of a decently large world that I could eventually navigate through without using the map.

Wither 3 is almost, for me anyway, impossible to navigate without the map, or using the quick travel that has been made popular in huge sandbox titles like Morrowind titles and Fallout. (or Two Worlds…)

My main beef with this is that I haven’t found a quick medium for the map yet, or using the menu very well. There is a lot of time spent in the pause menu. I’m sure if I was playing it on PC it would be a lot more functional in that area, and I do understand the limitations of a console game with a lot of menus to access. This really isn’t that big of deal honestly. But, It gets annoying when I find a new area, finish the small quest or find the items, and then hit the select menu to save because these big world games are relentless on this next problem.

FREEZING…. For Farts sake… I love that companies spend amazing amounts of time creating a vast planet for me to travel through, but they really need to figure out a way to cut out the freeze problems. I haven’t had a lot in the Witcher 3 yet.. But that’s one of the main reasons I can never stick with these HUGE sandbox world games. But.. moving on.

I waited a while on getting this game because a lot of people I know that were playing it were mentioning a lot of glitches that hadn’t been fixed yet. After doing a small investigation into the earlier on problems. I saw that the majority of it has been fixed, but that doesn’t stop the game from having TONS of hilarious things happen all the time.

Like this guy laying in bed? when I jumped through his door in the middle of the night.
Like this guy laying in bed? when I jumped through his door in the middle of the night.

 

This is one of them that I grabbed a photo of. I should have taken a few. This entire family were all floating in the air asleep. They were supposed to be in beds I’m sure, but there was only one bed in the house, and it was a family of 5. I laughed pretty hard, and then saw the Dad sleeping in the Stove.

There are a lot of these I’ve noticed throughout the game that don’t really bleed any problems into the mechanics at all. But some of the really obscure ones happen when you leave the menu, or die and the game reloads.

Once my game loaded and Geralt (your main character) was just jumping up and down and wouldn’t stop. I laughed for a about 20 seconds before I had to quit out, and go back in the game. Sometimes when you leave the main in game menu. Roach (your horse) will instantly toss me off of him. (which happens when it’s fear meter gets to high while surrounded with baddies). AND the worst one is when the game just decides to sit on the loading screen forever, and you have to actually power off your system and start it back up. There is another glitch that happens occasionally where your game won’t load, and you have to go into your system settings and quit out of the game and reboot it. I’ve noticed this with a few Xbox One games, but normally you can just boot another game off your hard drive and then reboot the other game. Witcher 3 sometimes doesn’t let you do that and you just waste more game time.

Now those are the crap problems I’ve had so far, and it’s literally just gripes really. I understand this game is pushing a lot of juice, and that sort of thing happens. Now, we can get to the goods.

First and foremost. If you enjoy sex scenes and nudity in your games. This one has that ready for you. So there’s that.

The plays mechanics are all in third person, which I love the old school feel of that. The only problem that falls in with this is when you get surrounded by enemies.. you’re gang banged to death, and have to wait to reload your game, and hopefully you saved before you decided to fight that stuff… or it loads your last in game save. Just a warning.

The storyline so far is fairly simple. I’m chasing after my daughter, and have no idea where she has been or where she is going, but the story line of finding her webs you into hundreds of quest to take care of, and if you are going to level up and have money.. You need hundreds of quests. And the story lines and people in the game give a large thumbs up in regards to being believable. Plus you can answer stuff how you want. Be a good proud Witcher, of just tell people you won’t help them, and be a jerk. (and not level up or get money)

There are tons of mythological monsters about which is amazing. I haven’t ran into everything the game has to offer yet and I’ve played for almost 50 hours so far. AND, I’m only like level 11 , and still haven’t even marked up 20% of the second area map yet. THIS GAME IS HUGE!!! ( It won some awards for BIGGEST GAME EVER)

 

I could keep blabbering on about all the different things you can do in the game, but I honestly haven’t even learned it all yet. I’m just now starting to get into making my own armor, swords, spells, and goods to make goods.

And I’ve got a pretty good deck of cards for the in game mini-game.

 

– I will be back for a round 2. or just a regular old full game review.

 

Thanks for reading this if you did. Pass it along to anyone that’s wondering if they should buy it or not.

FTB-

 

 

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